Have you ever woke up one morning feeling like that day will be the best day ever? You do your hair and every single strand of hair is in place and it's all going in the right direction? Then you get your outfit and not only do you look 2 lbs smaller, you look so good that your ex will want you back. Then you're walking to the bus stop and some stupid obnoxious dicklord rides past you, splashing that mucky brown water all over you? What a wonderful story. //
